Nonsense food

Just like so many other things about you that didn’t make any sense, but made me smile deeply, ‘breakfast food for dinner’ is one I love. I just didn’t think you meant muesli.

Capped

I gagged a whinging poet
All on my own today;
Slipped the cap on to his pen,
While he vainly try to say
All the thoughts within his head
Before they flew away.
Now all I read is blissful silence,
As I watch him scream and bray!